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Kalev EST
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Quote from AstroBoy : South Africa did a stella job.

They should have banned the stupid annoying mosquito horns, too.
Kalev EST
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Quote from DejaVu :In that case, surely you should know that sentences never start with and? http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?p=1434327#post1434327

In that case, surely you should know that most sentences end with a full stop?

I was going to quote one of your posts but I couldn't choose one because they seem to be missing everywhere.
Kalev EST
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Quote from Inouva :second you cant talk about shit

Hehe, you just called LFS shit.
Kalev EST
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Quote from Bob Smith :There will be one game. It will have every vehicle. Ever. It will model everything. All data will be correct. It will be available in every language. On every plaform. All will be online compatible. There will be one game world. It will have every track. That every has been, is, or will be. Every town, city, road, river, everything. All there. Drive from track to track. Take boats across the ocean. Run pedestrians over. Get out on foot and sit in the grandstands. Or walk to the hot dog stand, steal some food, get chased by the guards, take them out with your machette, then take out the TV helicopter with the rocket launcher you stole from the army barracks a day before, before stealing a rally car and completing the Paris-Dakar rally. Awesome sauce.

Oh, and it will be bug free.

Too bad that your game character usually sucks.
Kalev EST
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Quote from Jordan2007 :
Just bomb the f**king lot of em.

Which lot would that be?
Kalev EST
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Being motivated by profit is better than not being motivated at all.
Kalev EST
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LFS is a computer game. /thread
RedBull AirRace - Amazing Recovery
Kalev EST
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFSvfrTq2JU

A great pilot... but I guess an even greater pilot wouldn't have stalled the plane in the first place.
Kalev EST
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Quote from -NightFly- :unless you are a (teen)female it's kind of a wierd to have a teenage boy on your avatar tbh

Not if weirding people out amuses you. :hide:
Kalev EST
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Talking about insane drummers, this guy is frickin' awesome!
Kalev EST
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Quote from AMB :nubs...

wat?
Kalev EST
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Quote from DevilDare :And Benji, please change your avatar before I punch my monitor.

How about we revive the themed avatar months? :hide:
Kalev EST
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It's a conspiracy.
Kalev EST
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Quote :How messed up did i really mess up?

Yo dawg.
Kalev EST
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Quote from Crashgate3 :A cracked sewer which floods due to the storm and washes away the soil above the break.

Either that or Galactus is on his way. Has anyone see a silver guy on a surfboard around the area?

Yeah, I know how sinkholes usually form. However, this is a 60m deep pit. I find hard to believe that a broken sewer could wash away so much earth. But sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.
Guatemala sinkholes
Kalev EST
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Holy crap. How does something like that happen? Where does all the earth go?

It's not the first time either.
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Kalev EST
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Dude, that's just sick...
Kalev EST
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Quote from 5haz :Although the use of stfu is annoying and lazy.

I agree. If you're going to insult someone then make the extra effort and spell it out.

"Shut the F*CK up, you F*CKING wankers!" is much more effective than "stfu". That looks like a very shy granny mumbling insults by herself.

Grow a pair.
Kalev EST
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Quote from dawesdust_12 :It's OK Codie,

I know the feeling with #5. It's tough.

What's the problem? It's not like you could go on for more than 2 minutes anyway. You have "premature ejaculater" written all over you.
Kalev EST
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Quote from JPeace :Gonna be honest with you, i didnt know what the f*ck he was doing, so thats why i asked what u guys thought. Put your claws away.

No claws. My question was legitimate because you have different ways from the continental Europe.
Kalev EST
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Quote from JPeace :What was Vettels gesture to the camera's as he got out of the car and taken his helmet off? To me it seemed that it made no sense at all.

Moving your finger in a circular motion to the side of your head means that someone is crazy (usually the peson you're looking at but in this case Webber). It's a common gesture around here, isn't it in Britain?
Kalev EST
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Quote from richo :there saying on Autosport that MW was told to turn his fuel settings down while Seb was told to turn his up.

Before this race I was torn whether to root for Webber or Vettel but if what they're saying is true, I now know who's my favourite. Guess who.

Vettel is at fault for the crash. As a viewer I welcome the cut throat racing between teammates. However, if I was the team principle, I would spank both their asses.
Kalev EST
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Quote from DarkTimes :I have to ask, in other countries to do you get someone doing really sarcastic commentary over the top, or is that just Britain?

On the TV, there's a boring gay guy but the radio commentary is excellent.

About half way through the voting: "Will Germany win? - Yeah, if they don't attack Russia and USA doesn't get involved."
"Germany got 2 points from Greece. That's not fair. They gave so much money to them."
About the Belarus guy who gave the points: "He looks like a polarbear penetrated by a seal". "Lukashenko probably holds a gun between his buttcheeks to make sure Russia gets 12 points"
During the semifinal about Iceland: "Fatties, listen to this fattie!!!"
etc, etc, etc

Also, I think this is the first time ever when I actually like the winning song.
Kalev EST
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Quote from zeugnimod :I'd listen to those 5 again without being forced to:

Ukraine
Turkey
Germany
Belgium
Romania


As much as I hate to admit it, I agree 100%.

Germany and Ukraine are the best this year imo. Serbia is the worst (no offence)
Kalev EST
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Why did you get banned anyway? There are bigger ****s and much much bigger morons still here.
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